You are a minor deity rejected from all of the major God schools - so that only leaves Mount Olympus Community College. Are you ready for all that Higher Learning has to offer - toga parties, avoiding your Nemesis, partying hard, finding a major, hard partying, discovering the on-campus Minotaur Labryinth, economics, history, and maybe some mythology that isn't just your parent's photo album?
It's Animal House as told by Homer. It's Community but swap Troy for Paris. It's Drumline with shields and javelins. It's Percy Jackson as Good Will Hunting the Hydra.
It may not be what you want, but it's what you earned, so pack your book bag and your sandals, it can only go up from here at Mount Olympus Community College!